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*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
(via snorlaxatives)
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Where’s Gru?
(via hi-beethigh)
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(via humble-maroon)
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So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
(via svveden)
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(via humble-maroon)
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(via pizza)
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if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
(via snorlaxatives)
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“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
(via madturbating)
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My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
(via snorlaxatives)
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(via madturbating)
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DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
(via madturbating)
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
(via sartorialhotmess)
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via madturbating)
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(via punkmonksteven)
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
(via lightmyfire31)
